Excalibur - Excalibur - 4

Musings on and Atlantic Crossing, 4

A Bit Bumpy

Stop hitting yourself
Stop hitting yourself
Cry the waves with glee
Well look, you waves can
Just F*** Off
It’s you who’s hitting me

You shove me left
You jerk me right
You fold me at the knee
You made me bang
My head three times
And spilled my cup of tea

All I want’s
To brush my teeth
and have a bedtime wee
So just f*** off
Please f*** right off
And leave me bloody be