Chilli Chilli - The meniscus of the G and T
Day 85 at sea and still no sight of land. There has, however, been strange sightings on the good ship Chilli-Chilli.
Six unattractive mermaids dressed in ladies evening attire gathered for a ladies night in mid Atlantic on Tuesday. With makeup straight from The Joker and hairstyles ranging from a purple beehive on a big bruiser called Tim R to a modern blond bob on petite and elderly Tim U the evening started quite normal (as normal as one could be expect from 6 middle aged transvestites in mid Atlantic) A few G and T’s and a ripped dress later the biggest challenge was to keep the meniscus of the G and Ts from reaching the rim of our glasses and spilling in the large swell, and the hair from the wigs out of our faces. A very amusing night had by all.
With just over 1000 miles left to go we are now experiencing bigger seas and stronger wind. After waving goodbye to the lovely ladies on Tuesday, last night was the turn of our resident Gastronome Tim U to cook his signature dish, the famous Beef Wellington. In challenging conditions and a perspiration jus consisting of half a gallon of stress flavoured sweat the famous dish was served on a 35 degree angle to positive reviews. We are happy to report no cases of scurvy on board, probably due to the 200 limes that were ordered by accident.
A beautiful sunset that made the whole sky pink gave way to a night that was illuminated by shooting stars and a bright half moon that shone moonbeams over the big rolling waves in the direction of St Lucia.
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