A Small Nest - The adventures of Ed The Iguana on A Small Nest - Part IV

Hi there!

Here I am again, Ed the Iguana, still on yacht A Small Nest.

One of the favorite toys on board for the kids is a small red playmobil speedboat. They troll it behind the yacht. The only thing they do then is, stare at it. When I said to them that there was nothing exciting to that, they said: we'll show you something exciting! They trolled the playmobil boat in, took a rope and suddenly they jumped all over me. They tightened me up on that little boat and threw it back in the water! The animals! I've been tortured! I felt like Ben Hur behind a horse.

You will not believe what else I had to do today: take a shower! First, they connected me with a lifeline to the boat (I guess they wouldn't wanna loose me, after all). Then they poored two buckets of salt water over me. And then they soaped me in. Bah! Never felt like an eel before! Two more buckets of oceanwater and a quick rince with tapwater. I smell like eucalyptus now. So gay!

I'm on the edge of a nervous breakdown, Nick. And that's your fault. I'm gonna bite you for that. Twice. Or more.

Greetz,

Ed the Iguana