A Small Nest - The adventures of Ed The Iguana on A Small Nest - Part II

Hi there!

Here I am again, Ed the Iguana, still on yacht A Small Nest.
I'm really angry with Nick of the ARC. He gave me in the hands of a bunch of crazy people. Willem, the captain still makes me drink 1,5 liters of water a day.  Sepke, the girl of 11, likes to dress me as a barby! Yesterday I had to wear a skirt the whole day long. Help! Luckely I could escape and hide myself in the basilplants of the kids. Too bad, but I don't think they will win the basil competition of Sallyanne. I couldn't hold it anymore (because of the 1,5 liters of water) and wetted the plants. The plants now look like spinach. Spinach that has been boiling for an hour. Flor (7), the youngest, likes to play with me like I'm an aeroplane! And I am afraid of heights! And the food is terrible! Yesterday we had rice. Haike (the mom) cooked it with salt water, and confused as she was, she added salt like she was used to at home... Bah! They now started fishing. Ward (10) said that if we wouldn't catch anything, we would eat Iguana tonight! In the 10 times I crossed the ocean I never had such nervewrecking moments.

So, Nick, the day I'll arrive in St Lucia, will not be your best day.

Ed the Iguana.