Hi All
We can say "All", as we understand that the RSPB & RSPCA have joined our readers. Apparently they are concerned that there might be some cases of cruelty to wildfowl onboard. We can assure all readers, that there has only been one case of plucking and fully justified it was. Some would say it was a case of "Mallard Practice", but not us!
Duck Bill has been accused of enjoying himself too much in his aft cabin, as there appears to be a screaming noise every so often, is there a female stow away onboard? On investigation, the remainder of the Ducks found the cause, a German transvestite ex driver for Lufthansa, called Otto Pilot. There is some reflief as the screaming ceased last night, she/it jumped ship. To celebrate, the flock have decided to pull into Cape Verde to replace her with a quiet, restrained more racy English version, called SSS, Self Steering Stig. Thank you Jeremy for the loan.
As we will now be taking a little longer than seven days to fly to St Lucia, we don't have to pass comment on the next member of our flock, so we will leave that for another day.
As always Daffy wants Flying Duckman to enter harbour in perfect condition, so it is all hands on deck or we won't be able to tell you how good the beer is down these parts. We will also let you know how well SSS is settling down onboard and when he is ready to tackle his most severe test to date.
From all the Flock on FD to all our readers, enjoy your day, we will.