Hey up, owsta going on like.
Greatings from the Duck mobile, not quite like me truck , as it ain't got any wing mirrors. Ear we are South bound, no chance of a convoy as there's nowt about, not even Ali McGrath in a dropped top Jag. There are though plenty of Atlantic Rollers!
Quite fortunate though, as we are charging along and there are no smokey bears with radar guns out here.
Now for Duck of the day, Crispy (Mike)
He is a multifaceted shop keeper from Rochdale as well as being an illusionist. He is the size of one of Cyril Smiths legs. He has sang with Gracy Fields and danced with Lisa Standsfield. When he does his party trick, ladies beware, you will end up bare and he don't care.
Keep the wind a blowing, my sails a pulling, keep the fish on the line, coz I won bet. It may not be Friday, but we have fresh fish tonight, just getting chip pan ready.
10 10, we'll catch you again. Rudder Duck
PS. You may have guessed that that the different Ducks are taking their turn at writing our daily blogs. As the Duck Bill is paying for all satellite communication costs, he has insisted on editorial rights. If he hadn't I don't think the censorship arm of the ARC office, couldn't have coped.