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Ula - Day 8 - Steph and Precious




I'm Steph and I need a break! 

Me and my girl friend Precious met this really cool guy Boris in some bar in Gran Canaria, he seemed really gorgeous, lean, tanned, quite the hunky seafarer type really. So this Boris offers us a trip of the life time, a cruise to the Caribbean. Well I have done a bit of cruising in the past and Precious was really very taken with Boris, if you get my drift, so off we went.

Well bloody Boris has been nowhere to be seen for the past 24 hours, apparently he is sunning himself on the foredeck whilst yours truly has been confined to the Starboard Engine room peddling for all I'm worth night and day! And its not the first time its happened, I've been doing all the work for at least four of the past eight days and Precious over there in the Port Engine room had to put in a few hours as well just to give me a rest. And now they are moaning about the amount of hard liquor we're drinking! You cant expect a girl to work without giving her something to drink, if they didn't bring enough of the stuff it ain't my problem, they should get Boris to do a bit more work and give us girls in the stern a rest.

Steph (Starboard)

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