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Hot Stuff - The tales of nine - NEWS UPDATE The Hot Stuff Oscars



The critics are hailing last night's Hot Stuff Oscars as "outstanding" "a sweet success" "magnificent". With over nine million fishy views it has to have been one of SEA&SKYTV's most popular shows yet. Celebs from all areas of the globe attended the red carpet event to witness the presentation of the fiercely contested awards. Countries represented range from Scotland, USA, England to Dubai, Germany and Canada. Some contestants travelled even 2700 miles across treacherous seas just to be there last night. Hello Magazine was happy to report that contestants took the dress code very seriously. The paps were snappy happy as black tie dresses, jewelry and make up was dug out from duffel bags and hit the decks. St. John's was happy to report that due to the decision this year to leave stilettos at home and go 'au natural' with bare feet, meant that the event ran smoothly with no hiccups. No MOBs, A and E incidents or action required. So without further ado - onto the awards themselves. The Following categories and winners are listed below. Each were presented their awards by Bouncy Boydie and Amazing Amanda from SEATVs famous 10pm comedy show.

- Best Performance for waking up maidens from their slumber for watch.
- The TESCO award for keeping food fresh and eggs turned.
KAT MORSCH
 
- Most dedicated stage manager for keeping ropes coiled and tidy
- The MAX FACTOR award for most colourful bruised bottom
BOYDIE BOYD
 
- Masterchef for every angles cooking in the galley
- The MARWELL ZOO award for the most agile boat monkey
SARAH WATERS
 
- Best Script with the blog writing
- Sponsored by EXAMPLE - the award for the most convincing "Dirty Face"
SKIP NIK
 
- Fairest maiden of them all
- WORLDS STRONGEST WOMAN award for the iron maiden
DAWN PFIEFFER
 
- Dare Davil heroine with her MOB saviour techniques
- The JAMES BOND award for the sexiest pose behind the helm
LINDA MCMANNERS
 
- Most inspirational team player
- The MYSTIC MEG award for seaweed paranoia predictions
MARLYS BECK
 
- Best supporting act (sailor)
- The DAVID BAILEY award for the best and worst mug shots
AMANDA WALTERS
 
- Beverage queen
- The EVIL KNEVIL award for slickest galley to chart table slide stunt
JC
 
Congratulations to all of those prize winners. It seemed that the nine fair maidens absolutely wiped the floor of prizes, taking 18 home between them! We hope they enjoy they nine 1st place bottle top medals and rope dollies.
NEWS FLASH: message from the fair maidens was just received: "we are saving our celebrations for Rodney Bay Marina. Right now we are otherwise engaged... Until tomorrow ladies and gents ;)"

Your nine fair maidens.


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