Profile and her crew continue to destroy/damage key sailing items. Despite
their strong progress in the race, the elite skipper, first mate and crew of
renowned Profile continue to have their troubles. To add to the two broken
preventers, the twice ripped kite, the lost kitchen plug, the light that shorted
and set fire in the bathroom, the small fire in the kitchen, the multiple
dead/mortally wounded toy soldiers from the battle of the chart table, the
primary kitchen cleaning utensil launching itself into the sea, the guy snapping
out of the pole, the seaweed around the rudder..... yesterday the flying
Dutchman lost a bucket. The yacht’s skipper, Timothy Scarisbrick, has reported a
severely damaged soul to further complicate matters.
In other round up stories:
We’re firmly on boil in the bag food
The average number of showers to date is 1.9 per person
Approximately 5 layers of grime and sunscreen exist on each body
The temperature has reached a record 253 deg C (reportedly)
Latest news – we’ve broken the halliard.
Editor’s footnote – Tim’s (the skipper) soul is not broken, but the amount
his crew have put him through it should be in
pieces.