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Hot Stuff - Fairies of the Lost Arc - Chapter 2



No. of whales seen: 2
No. of dolphins seen: infinite
No. of flying fish on board: 1
Wildlife watch over. David Attenborough would be proud.
 
The Hotstuff fairies are happy with their progress to date. Everyone has now helmed and one watch cycle is complete. Sea sickness has settled now and all have developed wobbly sea legs. We are continuing to head south west hoping to be able to turn right by the weekend (if south enough) and head straight for St. Lucia!
 
We have now settled into the watch system following a 3 hour on -- 6 hour off system at night, and a 4 hour on -- 8 hour off system during the day. For those of you who thought sailing was glamorous here's the lowdown of the night watch...
 
Extract from Clairy Fairy's diary:
Get woken up by glowing red head torch light shining in your face and someone whispering your name.
Stagger out of bed at 45 degree angle and try not to knee/elbow/crawl said cabin buddy.
As you are already wearing the totally flattering leggings, t-shirt and panties you put on three days ago you only need to find your damp salopettes and attempt to put them on.
Finally achieve success.
Then remember you need a wee.
Wee. (brace yourself/tissue in bin/pump toilet X40 times)
Repeat No.s 3 & 4
Put jacket on.
Put lifejacket on.
Put hat on.
Put inappropriate white head torch on - everyone else was prepared with a red one - what packing list?...
Put socks on.
Put boots on.
Quickly remove boot and pull out fabulous green torch (thank you sister)
Put boots back on.
Attach crotch strap.
Looking and feeling glamorous climb up companion way stairs.
Attach safety harness to D ring in cockpit.
Fall over safety harness and numerous ropes on floor.
Finally sit down and gaze at the stars.
 
Further highlights of the day:
Beauty school opened. Clients mainly required hair oiling and braiding courtesy of Fairy Tricia - thank you!
Food. We went Mexicano today; Ay Caramba! It was delicioso and cooked by the squirrel watch Sarah, Charlotte and Jo - gracias.
Business is booming at the on-board greengrocer's. Charlotte sold 8 apples, 5 tangerines and a big tomato today. Our juicy mangoes and big ripe plums are coming along nicely.
Fitness. The plank challenge has commenced. Fairy Sue started by showing us her rock hard abs and maintained the plank (1 armed!) for 12 seconds all while heeled over. Impressive Sue! Apparently she trains her body builder son.
 
All in all life is great.
With love and fairy dust from the Girls4Sail crew on Hotstuff.


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